tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image


"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."
— Dave Barry (via ohdreaming)


bloodstoneweather:

miss-shoppaholicc:

astrolily:

oh my god

omfg

no wonder that bitch wanted a coat.

bloodstoneweather:

miss-shoppaholicc:

astrolily:

oh my god

omfg

no wonder that bitch wanted a coat.


nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there


"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."

faantasmic:

"i’m free."

rest in peace, robin williams.



I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, to tell you the truth. That is not my motivation when I do these roles. I really am motivated by being able to work with great people and create a body of work that I can look back and be proud of.- Leonardo DiCaprio


nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?